Paddy Donnelly

You can become so proud as you become well-endowed.

The emails which make it into the Spam of the Day need to have a certain creativity about them.  It’s cute to think that someone sat down for 10 seconds and thought ‘what rhymes with endowed’?

Your bedroom will be your palace as with that size you will be the king

You will be proud because your dimensions astound.

A click away

Legendary, I’ve seen better rhyming in Spam emails though. ‘Proud’ and ‘Astound’? Come on guys.