Archive for the ‘Spam’ Category

Spam of the Day: Business or Pleasure?

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Hello,

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So, er, are you trying to cater for my wedding or my business? Be clear on your goals spammers!

Spam of the Day

Friday, November 21st, 2008

You can become so proud as you become well-endowed.

The emails which make it into the Spam of the Day need to have a certain creativity about them.  It’s cute to think that someone sat down for 10 seconds and thought ‘what rhymes with endowed’?

Spam of the Day

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Your bedroom will be your palace as with that size you will be the king

You will be proud because your dimensions astound.

A click away

Legendary, I’ve seen better rhyming in Spam emails though. ‘Proud’ and ‘Astound’? Come on guys.

Spam of the Day

Monday, November 17th, 2008

7 new messages from ladies for you (dating)

Are you unlucky in finding a perfect wife?
Maybe you should try your happiness here and choose a fantastic Russian lady that will love you with all her heart and soul.
Better hurry – you have lots of portfolios to check.

best regards, Natali(admin)

‘Maybe you should try your happiness here’?  Any happiness I have will not be used on (dating).  Great use of brackets there Natali(admin).

Spam of the Day

Friday, November 14th, 2008

Check new discount prices!

Your wife need your attention? Solve all the problems with IT.

Is there anything IT can’t do?